March 17th, 2011

Bless you, Hirota, and the way you always eat your snack breads in start-stop constant-feed gulps, just like a snake. Who needs to take bites when you can just swallow and shimmy?

You think I'm being poetic, don't you. Well, I'm not. He literally eats his 12" bread in double-backed gulps. I'm not sure he uses his teeth at all.